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Posted by Ferstofus - May 10th, 2021


A New Moon


The warrior walked through the vines and bushes in her path. She didn’t know what she was gonna find there, she only knew it was worth it. She made way, she searched. There was nothing there. Is this the place? She kept exploring, through the vines and bushes. A voice came from somewhere unknown. Addressing the warrior, it inquired about her actions. She responded defensively, unsure of what was the voice, and it’s intentions. Surprisingly, the voice revealed herself. It was a woman. Blue. Mystical in gesture and pose. She was exquisite, a figure of dreams and fairy tales. The warrior kept herself tense, her expectation wasn’t pleasant. However, the blue figure did no harm. She spoke in a pacifying tone, trying to calm her new acquaintance. The warrior wished to know about the Green Glade of the Druids, the long forgotten ritual ground of legends. And where remained the gift of primal magic, they say; there dormant, awaiting the able and brave enough to seek it… The mystical blue woman laughed light-heartedly. With an elegant motion...bushes and vines around her moved themselves magically. Outwardly. The vegetation started to give ample space for both women, and something was becoming clear. There were some peculiar-shaped rocks now visible in this area. Tree trunks of sturdy bark, very very old. And flowers of vivid and eye-catching colors. More importantly, all of them marked. Druidic runes. This was the Green Glade of the Druids. The warrior was shaken. Upon this sudden transformation of surroundings, she knew not how to react. Was this really the Green Glade? What is this blue creature planning? The blue woman did not change her attitude, however. She simply directed the warrior to one of the nearby runes. With a welcoming attitude, she invited her new friend to touch it. The warrior reached no conclusion in her mind. She faced the rune and the blue being simply. She touched the stone. The essence of the Primordial Seed ran through the rock. And through her. Her eyes started to emanate light. Her skin started to change texture. The magic acted on the warrior and transformed her. When it was done, she fell on the ground, on her knees. Her mind dealing with the event.


...After ten thousand years. After a hundred thousand moons. In the depths of the Eldest Forest... A new druid had just been born.


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Posted by Ferstofus - April 28th, 2021


The Tripping Imbecile


The tripping imbecile walked down the street. Kicked a lamp post and hurt his feet. Not funny.

The tripping imbecile decided to walk. Turned around the corner and slipped in a chalk. Not funny.

The tripping imbecile started to wonder. How long was the road in which he must wander. Kinda funny?

The tripping imbecile thought he’d see the light. To clear his vision, to make good his sigh. Was nice.

He wasn’t an imbecile anymore. He’d seen the light, had wondered his path, made everything possible to live life like that. He then kicked a lamp post and hurt his feet. Funny.


Posted by Ferstofus - April 3rd, 2021


A Man and a Necklace


A wandering man walked through the steppes. He was searching. Looking for a specific type of rock, found only in this place. He looked around, he found in the distance a tree. The tree he needed. Beneath it should be the rock. He got under the tree. He dug a hole. Until he found it. The rock. He took out tools from his pouch. He extracted the rock from the ground. Then, with yet other tools, he crafted a bead out of it. A small, simple bead. A cute little ball. He passed a string through, making a humble necklace. With a single bead. The first one.


The man walked. He walked and he walked until he was far away from the steppe. He was now by a river. The river was vast and it’s waters were fast and violent. The man walked by the side of the river. He stopped when he found a specific river bank, one stable enough he could stand on, yet close to the river bed. He positioned himself there and exerted extreme care. He used his wooden staff to move something from deep in the river. To pull something to his bank. It was a rock. He grabbed the rock, took out his tools and worked on this one too. He made another bead, and added it to his necklace. Now it had two.


The man eventually found a bridge and crossed the treacherous river. He walked. He walked and found a jungle, filled with many trees and creatures. Greeted by many bugs, he made his way through the bushes and vines. He again was searching. This time, for an animal. He heard noises. He heard noises of an object being brushed against a surface. The man followed the noise, and found it. A boar, brushing and sharpening his tusks against something. A big rock. The man waited for the animal to finish, and then approached the rock. He found a smaller fragment of it nearby, and pulled his tools. The man made another bead. Added to the necklace. Now a necklace with three beads.


The man met more insects as he made his way out of the jungle. In the direction he went, he eventually found different vegetation. He was going where he intended: a nearby swamp. The trees and fauna were different, many more difficult ground and drenched paths, puddles, snakes and frogs. And many more insects. The man though, rather than avoiding the puddles and the mud, actively stepped on them. He stepped on as many as he could as he made his way, not in a straight line, rather, he was searching again for something. Until the man’s feet hit something hard beneath a puddle. The man stopped, and put his hands in the water. He felt the texture of it attentively. He worked on extracting the hard object, dug underneath. At last. He found another rock. He took his tools, and in the company of many flies and mosquitos he finished another bead. His necklace now had four.


The man got away from the swamp. He at one point found a waterfall, and cleaned himself of mud and dirt. The waterfall was connected to a pond. That was fortunate for the man, he would find what he needed there. After his clothes were clean, the man undressed and put them in a nearby rock. He dived deep in the pound. He touched the many rocks at the bottom. He had to breathe, he returned to the surface. And dived again, and touched more rocks. He repeated this, many times. Until he found one, with a different texture. He grabbed it before emerging once again. He got to his clothes. He sitted down, took his tools. Made another bead. Made his necklace with five beads now.


The man got dressed and walked again. He walked. In his path, at one point he found himself on a paved road, walking on a better surface. That was pleasant for the man. He also meet some travelers along the way, from time to time. He always took the time to greet them, acquaint himself, and ask how was their day and journey. Indeed, many times the travelers were merchants, as it so is, and they kindly offered to do business with the man. He always agreed to peruse the wares, but never found interest in what they had to offer. Until he met one day a jeweler on the road. The jeweler, as one can imagine, had fine rocks and gems to offer. And one of those, as it so happens, got the eye of the wanderer. It was one of the rocks he was looking for. The man bought the rock from the jeweler, and made it in the shape of his beads. And the necklace, like so now had six.


The wandering man parted ways with the jeweler. He still met some other travelers in his way, but no other that sold stones. Eventually the man reached the end of his path, and a city. The city was big and agitated, seemingly many people made here their home or travel destination. The man walked the streets, found himself an inn to sleep and rest his feet. When talking to the owner, he noticed a beautiful ring in that person’s ring finger. The man inquired about it, respectfully. The owner said it was a wedding gift. The man and the owner had a small conversation about it, and sooner rather than later became friends. The man stayed for some time in the city, selling charms and sculptures in the streets and offering artesanal services. The inn owner presented the man to her husband and family, and often invited the wanderer for dinner. They often exchanged gifts between themselves. At one point, the owner gave the wanderer an artistic glass bead, exquisite in design, with the same shape and size as the ones in the man’s necklace. In truthful gratitude, the man added the bead to it. The necklace now had seven.


As pleasant as the past season had been, the man didn’t intend to stay in the city. He had one last dinner with his friends, and morning after took off to the next point in his journey. A mountain, north from the city. The man walked the stone road to the base of the mountain, where rough land and hills awaited him. He started the climb. Not a vertical climb, but still long and tiresome. The man stopped to rest many times. In one of them, he realized there was something a few meters from him. A protuberant rock in the grass. The man walked towards it, and closer saw this rock was unique in color and texture. Like the ones he had been using for his necklace. He grabbed his tools, extracted a fragment of the rock, made another bead. Now his necklace had eight.


As difficult as the climb was, he eventually made it. He made it to the top of the mountain, where an old hermit lumberjack lived. He knocked in the lumberjack’s door, met him, and was invited in. They sitted in a wooden table and drank tea. The wanderer told the man about his journey, and his search for unique materials to make his necklace. He told the lumberjack he wanted one more, out of the rare wood that grew in this mountain. The lumberjack saw no problem with that, and gave the man a piece of wood to be made part of his necklace. The wandering man worked the wood, it was not his expertise, but he still managed to make an acceptable product. A small bead of wood. The ninth, the last bead in the man’s necklace.


After finishing, the wanderer walked into the lumberjack’s living room. He sat in a chair, and looked at his necklace. His host was sitting in another one, next to him.


The lumberjack rubbed his own chin a little, then said:


  • “From what you told me, you’ve been through quite the journey for this thing”


  • “I guess you could say that.”


  • “Was it worth it?”


The wanderer's answer…


Was a smile.


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Posted by Ferstofus - March 9th, 2021


The birth of Zalgor


  • Yes...YES!


Said Gamon the Darksouled. A pit of black, gooey substance before him, ingredients falling from his hands into it. Bubbles and strange movements in the liquid.


  • YES! The catalysts are acting! Their reagents...yes! YES! YES! My wretched creation! Soon! SOON!


  • Gamon!


In the dark room entered Lazara. Sister of Gamon. Bringing in her hands a sack with something inside.


  • I brought it.


  • Yes! Yes Lazara! There’s use for kin, yes! Give it to me! GIVE IT!


  • The village! Give me the village crystal first!


  • Oh? Oh? That old thing? I shattered it, hehahaha. But! But, I can tell you where to find a new one...IF YOU JUST GIVE THE SACK TO ME!!!


Lazara had a disgusted look on her face. She threw the sack at his feet.


  • Eat the damn Glowroot. A new crystal. Where?


  • Ahhhahahahaha! Yes yes, my Glowroot! My Glowroot, yes! 


  • GAMON


Lazara had a grip on her sword.


  • Oh? Ah, at the old swamp, near the village of course! Where did you think they got the first one? Hahahahaha!


Lazara let go of the weapon.


  • You better be right Gamon. I’m tired of this. I’m tired of you. Once I’m out of here, I’m never meeting you again. That’s a promise.


  • Yes! Like the promises you made about killing me?? Hahahahahahaha!


Lazara’s heart tightened.


  • Shut up brother! Shut up…


She was still conflicted. Forever to be.


  • And Gamon?


  • Ahahahahahaha! Glowroot, I waited so long! FINALLY!


Said the dark sorcerer, pouring the bag's contents in the pit. Some sort of tree roots fell. They were quickly absorbed by the goo, which began to glow. Lazara paid no heed to that.


  • Gamon! Whatever you’re cooking, if it ends up hurting people I’m gonna stop you, you hear? I’m gonna break this place apart and throw you in jail.


  • Like you said you would at Rockport, sister! Like in Rockport!


  • Shut!...


Lazara was gonna retort, but chose not to. She just left. Confused, conflicted, worried. Restraining herself and her impulses. Like she always had done. For her brother.


Gamon was left alone to his devices. The pit’s substance glow began to fade. At the same time, it began to expand upwards. It began to take shape, limbs of sorts, something like a creature. A mouth too. And eyes. 7 of them. Gamon was in a state of mania.


Words came from the entity.


  • ...the void...grants you it’s essence, human…


  • YES! YES! YES YES YES YES YES! MY CREATION!


  • ...name me...give me purpose…


  • ZALGOR! YOUR NAME SHALL BE ZALGOR! AND YOUR PURPOSE...MAYHEM!!!

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Posted by Ferstofus - February 22nd, 2021


For The Innocent


  • This is it, Zalgor!


Said Steban, sword in hand, eyes in fury.


  • I’m here to avenge everyone! Everyone! You have done enough you monster! I will end you!


Then smiled Zalgor, the 7-eyed dark beast of the void. Preparing herself to feast.


  • Are you capable of slaying me, little one? With your puny, tiny sword and your angry words? Ahaha...ahahahahahaha…THEN FACE ME!


Saying this Zalgor thrusted her giant claws in the direction of Steban. Steban ducked and avoided the attack. Zalgor raised her many limbs and delivered many more thrusts and swings. Steban parried, shielded himself, avoided the hits. The blood in his veins were burning in the chaos of battle.


  • Attack me a hundred times creature! I won’t be defeated!


  • RGRAAARRRR!!!


Roared Zalgor. With great strength she penetrated the tiles on the floor and opened deep holes. From them, in few seconds...magma. Lava. Erupted and started to fill the chamber. Steban ran and grabbed one of the broken pillars, climbing and standing on top of it. The lava was rising.


Steban grabbed his grappling hook. With one swift and dexterous motion he threw and fixed the hook’s claw on a support beam above. He swinged himself. With great velocity he passed through Zalgor’s side, slashing one of her eyes. Black liquid spilled from her wound.


  • RRAAAHHH! ARRRRG! HOW DARE YOU!


  • Feel retribution beast!


Steban stopped his motion at a nearby statue. He could pull his grappling hook back now. Zalgor tried to slay him in this moment, but Steban let go of the hook’s rope and dodged the attack. The rope was cut though, the hook was no more. Steban climbed the spiral staircase behind him to escape the rising lava. Zalgor saw, and propelled herself up. Her jump made an echoing noise, her many claws and talons fixed her on higher ground. A place with the perfect angle to strike Steban in his ascend.


Many slashes and strikes Steban avoided. They made cracks in the structure, parts of the staircase were falling below. Steban made it to a higher level, but Zalgor ascended close after as well. Many attacks. Some were successful, left dents in Steban’s armor, ripped apart some straps, pierced and damaged his flesh. Now the blood of both had been shedded. Steban did not falter. He maintained his speed. He dodged the fatal blows.


They reached the top floor. Zalgor broke a hole through to get there. Steban...Steban was tired.


They looked at each other for a while. Zalgor enraged, murderous. Steban’s muscles were failing, his body standing only by sheer determination. The lava could be heard getting closer from below.


Zalgor attacked. Steban defended. She attacked again. Steban stepped aside from the blow and got close enough to slash a second eye. Black blood spilled again.


  • INSECT!


Zalgor tried to turn and hit him with a talon. Steban ducked and pierced his blade through an eye that was now closer. The blood spilled on him this time.


Before Zalgor went for her next move, Steban took his blade and slashed another eye. And another. And another. Only one eye remained, Zalgor felt defeat creeping in her heart like a tendril. And her anger...the only thing she had left.


  • HOW CAN YOU DEFEAT ME? YOU ARE WEAK FLESH. I AM THE SPAWN OF DARKNESS! THE CREATION OF GAMON THE DARKSOULED!!! YOU ARE NOTHING!


  • I am something


Said Steban preparing his final blow.


  • I am your death


After saying that Steban ran towards her. Zalgor’s sharp teeth tried to bite him, but they weren’t fast enough. He jumped them and brutally penetrated Zalgor’s last eye with his sword. Zalgor couldn’t do anything. Her limbs slashed and flailed at Steban’s armor and flesh, but he was relentless. He pushed his sword deeper and executed a dilacerating strike to her last eyeball. Recoiling from the pain, Zalgor finally managed to push Steban away, only for the beast to fall on the hole she had made right before, then falling on the sea of lava down below. Steban was prone, hurting. He let a stream of blood erupt from his mouth. He could feel his heart almost stop beating. Almost. With the last of his energies he got on his knees. He breathed. He breathed. He found strength to stand up. He limped towards the hole and took a peek through. He saw the carcass of Zalgor, burning in lava. The creature moving no more.


Steban breathed once more. He closed his eyes. He slowly turned, to the entrance of the temple, where he had entered only moments ago. He was leaving.


In victory.


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Posted by Ferstofus - January 30th, 2021


The love and the life


The love and the life

The soul and the smile

The light and the shadow

The ways of the heart


Are known to no one

Except for me

For I have a beloved

That loves me dearly


I love her so much

Just ask me, it's true

The way she embraces

Makes me feel brand new


The love of my life

I love her so much

I just want to ask you

Is this too much? :p


__________A gift to my beloved

____________I love you Myuá <3


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Posted by Ferstofus - January 5th, 2021


Bloom


Every seed knows how to bloom


But not all that blooms lives forever


Indeed, living forever is hard


And hard things are not for many


But many can try many things


And trying, some say, is winning


Even if winning brings the fear of losing


For losing brings with itself lessons


And lessons make one wiser


Truly, wisdom is the seed of greatness


And greatness, like a seed or a person


....Can bloom


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Posted by Ferstofus - December 29th, 2020


I see an island in the ocean


"I see an island in the ocean"


"Yes. That's what the picture shows"


"Why though?"


"Why is there an island in the ocean?"


"No, why does this picture show an island in the ocean?"


"Because it was taken in the ocean. And there was an island there"


"But why was this taken?"


"To show an island in the ocean"


"But why would someone want to show somebody else an island in the ocean?"


"I don't know, but that's what they asked me to show you."


"What? Why? I don't care about seeing an island in the ocean"


"Then why have you done that?"


"Why have I seen an island in the ocean? What-I just did because you just showed me this picture!"


"Of course. But why have you done that 25 years ago?"


"I didn't see any island 25 years ago! What are you talking about???"


"Yes you did. You saw this island and in fact, you are the one who took this picture. 25 years ago. You were a sailor. Yesterday your doctor asked me to show you this picture to see how much your Alzheimer's has affected you"


"Oh"


The old man kept looking at the picture for a few seconds


"I see an island in the ocean"

 

"Yes"


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Posted by Ferstofus - December 6th, 2020


Reflection


Was I walking all alone

What a fool, I wasn’t looking, hit myself in thing unknown


It was a mirror


Learned my lesson I have

Now whenever I walk plenty with no obstacle in my path


I feel blinded


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Posted by Ferstofus - November 1st, 2020


I’ve seen the apocalypse


  • “Doctor!


I’ve seen the apocalypse! I’ve seen balls of fire raining from the sky!


The four horsemen spreading misery upon humankind!


The absolute end of the lives we all once knew!”


  • “It was a dream”


  • “...yes”